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Feb 26th, 2009 16 Comments
[In this week's story, Mickey Rourke has just won the Academy Award for Best Actor.]
Mickey Rourke walked into the Vanity Fair party like his feet were made of clouds. Al Gore gave him a high five.…   Read Story »
Feb 23rd, 2009 9 Comments
Obviously, I'm going to join a Facebook group called "Mickey Rourke Was Robbed," because I know that's a valuable use of my time. I just hope the group updates regularly with lots of new information…   Read Story »
Feb 23rd, 2009 2 Comments
We can say with 100% certainty that when Stephen Colbert's show returns from a one-week hiatus tonight, he will boast about how, once again, he used his silly little code to correctly predict all…   Read Story »
Feb 20th, 2009 124 Comments
Can you feel the artificially manufactured excitement? Hugh Jackman should pee his pants any minute now! We'll be livetweeting the red carpet, Barbara, and of course, the actual show ALL NIGHT via…   Read Story »
Sep 3rd, 2008 9 Comments
Milk is the new film from Gus Van Sant about Harvey Milk, the first openly gay man elected to public office as a city supervisor in San Francisco. He was also murdered (natch, America is #1!) by a…   Read Story »
Jul 14th, 2008 43 Comments
When it was released in 2001, I Am Sam earned Sean Penn an Academy Award nomination for his portrayal of a mentally handicapped Starbucks employee, which is funny, because if it wasn't for his…   Read Story »


























