The sound of a working blender sent shivers down Scott Baio's spine, like boots crunching on hardened snow. Sometimes, he held his finger on the button a few seconds longer than he had to. OK, every…   Read Story »

Scott Baio walked into a bar. "Not you again," the bartender said. Scott Baio didn't respond, he just pointed at an American flag lapel pin on the blazer he was wearing over a Senor Frogs…   Read Story »

You just know that Scott Baio's agents and managers are talking to Scott Baio's lawyers, trying to see if there is some way to permanently shut Twitter down for good, because that thing is the worst…   Read Story »

Scott Baio walked into a bar. "Hey," the bartender said, "we don't serve your kind here." "This is America, pal!" Scott Baio said. As if what the bartender had said was, "Hey, this isn't…   Read Story »