The past few entries in the Porno Switcheroo Archives have been rather tame. Mostly off-color DVR descriptions, and a South Carolinian madman who is confused about the quality of his art. But today…   Read Story »

Oh snap! Listen up, dudez who truly believe they will see a female President of the United States in their lifetime and are ready for that day to come, and gurrrrls who dream of being that…   Read Story »

Bling Bling! Yo dogs. Today I want to rap at all of you about something that is pretty dope: staying in school. "Oh man, we already heard all that jive, cat. Don't be a squresville." That's what…   Read Story »

Harvard University is going to be offering a class about The Wire as a study in American poverty. As if that's going to help anyone take back the towers.   Read Story »

Needless to say, this is your essay question: Embedded video from CNN Video Incredible. "If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?" Oh to spend one hour in the living…   Read Story »

Look at this guy! Lyric, AKA the Lyrical God. He's like the anti-Soulja Boy (for now). Killing it. We can do it all, you guys. Even if we fail, at least we will have tried. This kid is great. We…   Read Story »

Ha! Look, the message is a good one and the cause is completely respectable. Besides, Mr. Wayne is very influential these days. So maybe a completely disingenuous plea with America to do something…   Read Story »

What? You've never had to stand up in front of the whole class and deliver your report? I hope those guys got whatever the Russian equivalent of an A is for their AP Death Metal Thesis class.…   Read Story »

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The thin girl with pink streaks dyed in her hair picked at the dried skin on her fingernails, as she did during every critique. Her eyes jumped nervously from face to face as she tried to gauge…   Read Story »