Oh my god, look at everyone! It's like no one can take their eyes off of my robotic spider dress, not even for one second! When I bought it -- Well, I guess the story really begins when I saw it in…   Read Story »

There comes a point in every child's life when he or she has to learn about certain things that may make him or her a bit uncomfortable. That's what growing up is all about. People die. War exists.…   Read Story »

I've never understood what it is about clowns that makes some people so afraid of them. Their delightful painted faces? Their humorously large shoes? The fact that they can pack many of themselves…   Read Story »

Hey, you scary little thing! Do they not have pens in HELL? WHERE YOU AND ALL OTHER SPIDERS CAME FROM? You kind of cute little terrifying dummy! Grow a brain! (Via BlameItOn.)   Read Story »

It's hard to explain one's attraction to Internet videos of terrifying things, like bugs, and people climbing tall buildings, and Courtney Stodden LOL, and this ride we're all about to see. Do we…   Read Story »

1. Any kind of insect. 2. Falling/Being pushed onto the subway tracks. 3. Falling down when you're trying to cross the street quickly because a car is coming. 4. Falling down when you're…   Read Story »

Headphones UP for this one. (What you wanted has lots of cursing!) I'm certainly not going to give you a hard time about what you, the people, wanted. We all want different things, and…   Read Story »

I don't know what it is about video cameras that make people think that using them to capture their baby's dangerous activity is going to make their baby not get injured, but BOY OH BOY does it seem…   Read Story »

I know we all tend to let a little too loose on the weekends. Who could blame us? Life is an endless horrible string of stressful events, sometimes you just have to LET GO. There's nothing wrong with…   Read Story »

-- Wake Up. -- Find glasses. -- Unable to find glasses, lie in bed resolving to come up with a designated place to put glasses in the future. -- Unable to decide on a designated place to put…   Read Story »