Here in New York we are entering into what will be the coldest week of winter so far, which is just perfect. Who doesn't love a good cold, harsh wind blowing snow into your face and down your neck…   Read Story »

This week, on a very special episode of Between 2,000,000 Ferns: That's it? The #1 danger facing children in America is their desire to run away, and the best thing we can do about it is have…   Read Story »

"Almost all of the serious injuries that happen every year come from illegal fireworks." - This PSA. It's weird that they haven't rebooted The Preventor yet. Kids love that guy. They definitely…   Read Story »

Yesterday, June 20th, marked the official beginning of summer, and BOY IS THAT NOT HARD TO BELIEVE! Right? Where do you live? Here, where I live, in New York City, or at least somewhere near where I…   Read Story »

They only have your best interest at heart. (Via BuzzFeed.)   Read Story »

You know when you're hanging out at a party and you're bored because you're a jerk and you don't really like fun, apparently, and I don't even know why you're at the party if you're going to stand…   Read Story »

Oh brother. His face barely even looks dry from the last time. Well, here we go again, I guess. Internet, START. YOUR. PHOTOSHOPS. The helmet is a nice touch, though. If nothing else, it will allow…   Read Story »