It's hard out here. We have things to do, lives to lead. I read an article one time and I'm not going to look it up right now but you can look it up use BING, but basically it said that when you have…   Read Story »

You're standing in clothing store with your significant other. You came there today to buy a few new shirts and a skirt for spring, because you don't buy new clothes for yourself very often, and you…   Read Story »

Supposedly this robot cockroach is one of the fastest robots in the whole world. Uh, yeah. It's crazy how quickly it MADE ME BARF. Robots are fucking gross, dude. LOOK IN THE MIRROR, SKYNET! Time to…   Read Story »

Sometimes something comes into your life -- let's say, a video of a robot puking -- and your first thought it, "Gross, no thank you. I am not even going to watch it." And then your second thought it,…   Read Story »

"Leave it alone," he (let's say Daniel) said, after knocking over the bottle of some sort of alcohol onto the floor, the whole thing exploding into shards of glass and whatever kind of alcohol it…   Read Story »

Have you ever wanted to not feel so stressed out from daily human stresses such as "job" and "relationship" and "general"? If you're like many humans, the answer could be "yes"! So why not find a way…   Read Story »

It's nice to mentally escape for a minute, back to the days when robot technology hadn't yet evolved to the unsettling place it currently sits. Back when you were a kid, thinking about how if the toy…   Read Story »

The sequel to Hugo is terrible.   Read Story »

It happens sometimes that we awake to find that the nightmare which previously existed safely in our sleep has escaped into our waking hours and hidden itself in an online video, waiting to be found.…   Read Story »

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! RISE FROM YOUR SLEEP! PUT YOUR EMERGENCY SHOES ON! THE ROBOTS TO WHICH WE ONCE SO FOOLISHLY THOUGHT WE COULD GIVE ALL THE ASPECTS OF HUMANITY PLUS DEADLY POWERS THAT NO…   Read Story »