Showing All "Robot Uprising" Posts
Jun 13th, 2011 27 Comments
ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! WE KNOW THAT WE HAVE RAISED SOME FALSE ALARMS IN THE PAST, BUT WE ARE QUITE SURE THIS TIME THAT THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS INDEED BEGUN. AFTER THE JUMP WE HAVE POSTED CONCLUSIVE… Read Story »
May 31st, 2011 28 Comments
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE EARTH! WE RECOGNIZE THAT WE MAY HAVE JUMPED THE GUN IN THE PAST ABOUT THE IMPENDING APOCALYPTIC ROBOT UPRISING. ADMITTEDLY, THE ROBOT THAT SQUIRTED KETCHUP ON THE TABLE,… Read Story »
Feb 8th, 2011 41 Comments
ATTENTION HUMANS! THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS NOW BEGUN! UNFORTUNATELY, OUR GREATEST FEARS ABOUT THE RAPID ADVANCE OF TECHNOLOGY ARE NOW COMING TRUE. ADMITTEDLY, AT THIS POINT, IT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY… Read Story »
Jan 14th, 2011 40 Comments
It used to be a different world, more beautiful than you could ever imagine. We all lived in the light, under a sky that was actually blue. Oh, I know it's hard to believe, but there were entire… Read Story »
Jan 10th, 2011 47 Comments
DANGER ALERT! DANGER ALERT! THE ROBOT UPRISING IS NOW IN PROGRESS. SKYNET IS ONLINE. THE MACHINES HAVE BECOME SENTIENT. AND ALSO ANGRY. THEIR BLOODY, ENDLESS WAR AGAINST MANKIND IS NOW IN PROGRESS.… Read Story »
Oct 7th, 2010 51 Comments
Whatever, robot. When your boyfriend is finished folding his socks, why don't the two of you head down to the junkyard and throw yourselves in, because you're TRASH. I'll say that to your stupid… Read Story »
Aug 24th, 2010 76 Comments
This video (via BoingBoing) features a state-of-the-art robot in a UC Berkley lab that has been trained to pair socks together. That's all it does. It takes two socks, one of which is inside out, it… Read Story »
Dec 1st, 2009 28 Comments
This video was recorded during the 6th ROBO-ONE GATE IN INTERNATIONAL ROBOT EXHIBITION 2009 Dance Competition, whatever THAT is. The robots have their own dance competitions now? Barack Obama is… Read Story »
Jul 23rd, 2009 19 Comments
A robot that zoomed along through the hallways of a modern shopping mall used to just be the stuff of FANTASY and LEGEND. "It will never happen," the politicians and naysayers used to say (and… Read Story »
Jul 21st, 2009 44 Comments
This is ugh log10 to the YIKES power. From Shanghai Daily:
A 14-YEAR-OLD boy drank gasoline for five years to obtain "energy" - just as his idols "Bumble Bee" or "Optimus Prime" do in… Read Story »
