ATTENTION HUMANS! I KNOW IN THE PAST WE HAVE ISSUED MANY WARNINGS OF A POTENTIAL ROBOT UPRISING, MANY OF WHICH HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE FALSE ALARMS, AND EACH WARNING PAINTED THE ROBOT FUTURE AS BLEAK…   Read Story »

ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! IN THE PAST WE HAVE ALERTED YOU TO WHAT WE HAVE, OFTEN MISTAKENLY, PERCEIVED TO BE SIGNS OF THE ROBOT UPRISING. MANY OF THOSE WARNINGS HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE NOT THAT BIG OF A…   Read Story »

Obviously we're all on board with the blobby robot torso with vibrators inside (to simulate hugs) (and heartbeats) (OF COURSE) (!!!), but can we get a few more human-baby-looking torsos hanging from…   Read Story »

Let's say you're being chased by a robot that is definitely going to murder you as soon as it catches you. The motivation of the robot is either something like robots have all come together to…   Read Story »

We talk a lot about the Robot Uprising here and, needless to say, we have always been on point. Our death at the cold hand of technology remains imminent, and our fear has been justified yet again…   Read Story »

Obviously each of these robots is a big threat and a major player in the Robot Uprising in its own right -- we know that just by the images and the brief descriptions their names provide -- but only…   Read Story »

In the past we've seen a lot of robots that have been built to expertly craft meals for you. I can't even believe how many links I just included and that isn't even all of the links to the robots…   Read Story »

It is already a little bit off-putting when Hollywood insists on remaking some of your favorite films because it's like wait, what happened, did we destroy all of the copies of the film and we aren't…   Read Story »

Mankind's fight for survival against the self-aware machines that it foolishly created in its scientific hubris now comes down to one final question: can mankind stay out of this one room where the…   Read Story »

ATTENTION CITIZENS! PLEASE PROCEED TO YOUR NEAREST ROBOT UPRISING EMERGENCY SHELTER AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTION! WE ARE NOT TRYING TO ALARM ANYONE, BUT YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY ARE OF THE UTMOST…   Read Story »