Hey, it's nice to be excited about things! I'm not sure why you taped yourself being (so) excited and put it on-line, but CUPS OF TEA ARE ALL AROUND US.   Read Story »

YO, WASSSUP, I'M TYPING THIS AS FAST AS I CAN BECAUSE MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO FALL OUT AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MY DYING WORDS ARE TRUE AND SINCERE, BECAUSE EDWARD WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THAT WAY. HE…   Read Story »

Sometimes, on Valentine's Day, a boyfriend or girlfriend will make a terrible joke, like, "I wish every day could be Valentine's Day!" But what they don't realize is that for the lonelies who hate…   Read Story »

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYZ, I HOPE THAT YOU ARE SITTING DOWN AND THAT YOUR POGS ARE SECURED AWAY IN THEIR CARRYING CASE, BECAUSE IF THEY AREN'T, YOU ARE ABOUT TO FREAK OUT SO HARD THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW…   Read Story »

Pokemons! Yo cool dudes who want to find a career that is as much about their passion as it is about making money, and even cooler young women who know that the road to the white house is not paved…   Read Story »

After seeing New Moon last week, one fan did a side-by-side comparison of Bella and Edward's relationship as it compares to the National Domestic Violence hotline's list of domestic abuse warning…   Read Story »

Man, I know that it's never very cool when blogs complain about how boring the Internet is, because only boring blogs are bored, or whatever, but apparently the Lawnmower Man has already left on…   Read Story »

Not much to add to this one: Twilight star Robert Pattinson says he worries about being infected with HIV when adoring fans approach him with open wounds and ask him to suck their blood. We live in…   Read Story »

Gushers, son! Listen up cool dudes who think that it's OK for guys to be into fashion now, and even cooler girls who know that they're the only ones who can keep themselves from achieving their…   Read Story »

In his upcoming movie, Remember Me, Robert Pattinson plays a non-vampire. Weird. You can watch the trailer here, if you want. Personally, I don't want to ruin my Robert PAPPETITE (nice try, me) for…   Read Story »