Date: December 17, 2009 Time: Unknown Location: Cable/Internet Source: MTVU Description: In new music video, artist Rihanna claims to be "so hard" while constantly making hand gestures towards crotch…   Read Story »

Whoa. How did Blake Lively (Blake Lively!) manage to score the best episode of Saturday Night Live this season? She stole that honor away from two-week-record-holder Joseph Gordon Levitt, and that…   Read Story »

"Russian Roulette" video, you guys. It was supposed to premiere on 20/20 tonight, you know, for all the 65-year-old Rihanna-heads out there. "I am enjoying this piece about conditions in Spanish…   Read Story »

For those of you who don't know, Chris Brown is an American singer and dancer, who earlier this year was arrested on charges of beating his girlfriend, Rihanna, repeatedly in the face in a parked…   Read Story »

Uh, we know that you can transform the ladies, Chris Brown. Especially in the face. You just ball your hands up into fists and you turn regular faces into heavily punched faces. And then you run away…   Read Story »

No matter how bad things get in one's life, there is always the held-out hope that they will eventually get better. We all dutifully push our own shopping cart through the falling ash as we carry our…   Read Story »

Between the color scheme, Jerry Lewis still being alive, and Charo not looking a day over 4?, it's hard to believe this clip is from last weekend and didn't just fall into a hot tub time machine…   Read Story »

What was THAT?! I'm sure Rihanna and all of America feels better now that Chris Brown spent an hour on national television insisting to an old man that he could not talk about (or even remember)…   Read Story »

In the Revolution (or the Apocalypse) it is impossible to tell how things are going to shake out. No one realizes what they are capable of until that realization is forced upon them. Are you a…   Read Story »

In six more months I expect an apology for that shirt he is wearing*. Let me see if you can ZING it, ZING it. Girl indeed I can ZING it, ZING it. *They say the tears of a clown are the saddest type…   Read Story »