I was talking to a friend this weekend about the impending future where today's children have already become tomorrow's adults, when the world is governed by people with absolutely no sense of…   Read Story »

Chris Brown exists. At this point we all have to resign ourselves to that fact. I suppose if you follow Brian Greene's theory of the multi-verse, which posits that if space is infinite then if you…   Read Story »

On last night's "very special" episode of Law & Order: SVU, the on-going saga between Chris Brown and Rihanna was dramatized for television audiences, replete with Dave Navarro as a record producer…   Read Story »

Someone has already Photoshopped a shirtless Vladimir Putin riding the Russian meteorite. The Internet works fast. -Uproxx Harrison Ford In Talks To Reprise Role Of Han Solo -NewNowNext Feast…   Read Story »

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooook! Thanks! Happy Valentine's! (Via VH1.)   Read Story »

Annie Leibovitz did a Les Misérables photo spread for Vogue and don't you just wish you could do a photoshoot for Vogue? They'd make you look so good. Right? They wouldn't NOT.…   Read Story »

America's sweetheart Anne Hathaway hosted Saturday Night Live for the third time on Saturday night and proved once again to be a very competent sketch-player, like Justin Timberlake if instead of…   Read Story »

I can hardly believe that it has been almost a full year since we first got news that Hollywood would be remaking Scarface and there is still not even a hint of a new Scarface movie anywhere on…   Read Story »

Life-changing news could come at any moment and, indeed, it always does. It has no other choice but to come at any moment. Rarely are we prepared for it. Rarely can we immediately comprehend the…   Read Story »

Yesterday, Vulture compiled a list of every single line of dialogue that Rihanna said in the #1 movie in America, The Battleship. This is a list of none of the lines of dialogue that Rihanna said in…   Read Story »