This morning, I was awoken at 5:45AM by my dog (her name is Birdie!) scratching in her kennel and whining. This is very unusual because usually she does not wake me up at any time with this kind of…   Read Story »

It's going to be hard for me to explain Braco to you. Ultimately, you have to experience Braco for yourself. But before you do, I will let Braco explain himself, through the healing power of his…   Read Story »

It is Friday morning, so that means it is time for the ritual. Oh good. Now that we're done with that very normal thing that is almost too normal, let us go about our day. Praise Rang! (Thanks…   Read Story »

It would be very easy to make a "feeling moved by the Spirit oh wait no that is just me peeing myself" type of joke, but we are better than that. OR ARE WE! At the very least, I think we can all…   Read Story »

To discuss a recent poll that found many people woefully uninformed about the religions to which they claimed to subscribe, news commentator Keith Olbermann brought in renowned religionologist and…   Read Story »

Haha. Your boyfriend definitely looks like he got waylaid on the way to the laundromat (where he was gong to throw himself into the machine) by the most sarcastic anti-pope protest rally ever. "What…   Read Story »

On last night's episode of the Simpsons, Bart wrote "South Park--We'd Stand Behind You If We Weren't So Scared." This is in reference to last week's Cartoon Scandals Picayune front page headline…   Read Story »

AHHHH. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA! Oh man. Oh MAN! What? WHAT?! Goooooood charitable movement. "We're all quitting what we've been doing and doing this now." --Everyone at Habitat for…   Read Story »

He's back! Since last week's Best New Party Game based on this dude was such a fun success, I don't see why we can't do it again. Except this week there is a new rule: SEQUELS ONLY. I'll go…   Read Story »

Oh boy. The Westboro Baptist Church, best known for its charming and charismatic leader, Fred Phelps, and it's welcoming and HOLY message that God Hates Fags, has decided that one of the ways to…   Read Story »