Don't worry, though, you guys, the headline is ONLY THE BEGINNING. From the SmokingGun: NOVEMBER 17--Like most Americans, Steven Cowan has been perplexed by Bristol Palin’s curious ability to…   Read Story »

Date: October, 2010 Time: Unknown Location: Australia Source: iTV (Via WarmingGlow) Description: Judge of "talent"-based reality gaming show in nation of Australia makes TWSS while giving…   Read Story »

YIIIIIIIKES. "He is the second former contestant on a Ramsay television show to commit suicide." Call it off, Ramsay.   Read Story »

On the live season finale of Australia's Next Top Model, the wrong contestant was named the winner. She even gave a thank you speech! And there was still time for the real winner, who thought she was…   Read Story »

It has long been believed that the world would end in 2012, but new information suggests that the world might end as early as whenever the fuck this new show called Bridalplasty on E! is coming out.…   Read Story »

"There is really only so much good news that we can take in one day, but if you have any potable water that would be wonderful!" -- The Children of Darfur   Read Story »

The world is changed, you can feel it in the water. Literally. (Lord of the Ugh.) But seriously, we live in a vastly different world even from the one we lived in just 12 months ago. For one thing,…   Read Story »

Vic Mizzy is not even in the ground yet, so he will have to save up those grave rolls, but Richard Heene commissioned theme songs for his reality TV show ideas!!! They are hilarious and awful. He…   Read Story »

This is a "real" Craigslist posting. Which is to say it is really on Craigslist. The content of the post is obviously fake. Well, that was awful. Oh wait, it goes on (and on, and on): Ideal…   Read Story »

Man, isn't reality TV crazy, you guys? It's like, what's next? I heard in college that people were really voyeuristic. Someone should really make a low budget thriller starring Eva Mendes about…   Read Story »