BAD NEWS: The What Would Ryan Lochte Do? trailer is only available on Entertainment Weekly's website (I have no idea why we did not get the exclusive trailer scoop, did the What Would Ryan Lochte Do?…   Read Story »

It's always difficult ("difficult") when we ask a question in the title of the post and then have to wait for such a long time (about 100 words before we get to the end of the post) before getting to…   Read Story »

From Craigslist: Ever feel like life in the big frantic city is just too much? Are you a twenty-something young woman seeking fame, fortune, love or even a hookup with potential? How do you get…   Read Story »

America's Most Important Restaurant, and the eatery that taught all the other eateries how to name themselves, the Wahlberg family's hamburger restaurant, WAHLBURGERS, is going to be the subject of a…   Read Story »

This is the true story of an unspecified amount of strangers, picked through a televised contest to travel to Mars, colonize it together and have their lives taped to find out what happens when…   Read Story »

Ever since he either won or lost in the Swimlympics, whenever those happened (in my memory they lasted for 13 months 100 years ago?), there have been rumors about a possible Ryan Lochte reality show.…   Read Story »

Hey guys, you know how everyone we love is going to die someday and we're going to have to bury their lifeless bodies in the ground and go on living without them, knowing the pain left in their…   Read Story »

Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: kelly, hey Gabe: how's it hanging, dude? Kelly: It's hanging like it always does, bro! Kelly: How are you doing? Gabe: oh fine thanks Gabe: thank you so much for…   Read Story »

For whatever reason, reality TV still feels like a kind of new thing even though it is so beyond new it is not even funny. At this point we should just call it TV, right? It's not a special kind of…   Read Story »

Kelly: Hello, Gabe Gabe: oh hey! kelly! Kelly: Oh, what's up? Gabe: oh haha, you know! Gabe: the usz Gabe: just chillaxing on the net Kelly: Isn't it just so funny Kelly: That you can't spell…   Read Story »