The Star-Whackers, a real secret cabal of international assassins who chase after celebs and make them go nuts that is definitely a real thing for sure, have been pretty quiet ever since Randy and…   Read Story »

Sorry, Randy Quaid, but you cannot ask us to believe that you are being internationally persecuted by a secret league of celebrity assassins and then also GO ON STAGE AND TAUNT THOSE ASSASSINS WITH…   Read Story »

In all the excitement over the BLAHHHLIDAYZ, people almost forgot about Randy and Evi Quaid, Hollywood Refugees. NEVER FORGET! Just as a refresher: Randy and Evi Quaid are two drug-addled mentally…   Read Story »

Randy Quaid stared out over the dusty tennis court and the fetid swimming pool filled with human feces. His permanently furrowed brow seemed to add creases by the day, and this day was no different.…   Read Story »

There's something wrong with Randy and Evi, you guys. From CNN: Randy and Evi Quaid insist they aren't mentally unstable, using drugs or lying about being pursued by a mysterious and deadly group…   Read Story »