It was always going to be an uphill struggle for Mel Gibson to top calling a police officer "Sugar Tits," but screaming "You look like a fucking pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of niggers…   Read Story »

Oh man. I know that this whole Jeremy London kidnapping thing is a depressingly public display of a personal horror, regardless of what is true and what is false, because if he was kidnapped and…   Read Story »

Scott Baio walked into a bar. "Not you again," the bartender said. Scott Baio didn't respond, he just pointed at an American flag lapel pin on the blazer he was wearing over a Senor Frogs…   Read Story »