Haha. WHAT A SCANDAL! "It's so weird that a racist joke would be printed in a newspaper that operates out of what looks like an adult bookstore," said no one. "I threw my iPad across the room in…   Read Story »

I guess her fumbling open statement during a televised debate last night would be a lot funnier if she hadn't personally crafted one of the most backwards and racist laws in recent history, but it is…   Read Story »

Racist. (Thanks for the tip, marijose17.)   Read Story »

As you can see, instead of another photo of Mel Gibson, whose stupid dumb face we have seen far too much of this week, I have embedded a photo of Senator Christopher J. Dodd and Representative Barney…   Read Story »

There really isn't much left to even say at this point. The fourth installment in the Mel Gibson Audio Tapes 2010 is just as incredible as the last three. Once again, he makes horrifying blowjob…   Read Story »

Remember back in late April or early May when day after day they kept increasing the estimates of how much oil was spewing from the hole in the ocean, and at a certain point you were like, "Holy…   Read Story »

After blowing the lid off the all-important question of whether or not Roman Polanski's drugging and sodomization of a 13-year-old girl constituted boring old rape or full-on "rape rape," the world…   Read Story »

Over the weekend, the actual audio tape of Mel Gibson's notorious nightmare rant in which he told the mother of his child that she looked "like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack…   Read Story »

We already know #1, but there are some real gems in here! You should break up with him!   Read Story »

Joe Francis, the founder of Girls Gone Wild, is the worst. Hands down. OBVIOUSLY. There should be an entire prison island built just for him. "This planet is a game preserve." (Predators, in theaters…   Read Story »