1. Bet that you won't enjoy a televised awards show. "But didn't you like the part where Justin Timberlake sang his new song and it was sepia toned?" Nope. "But didn't you like the Frank Ocean part?"…   Read Story »

Are you a daddy but you have no idea how to be a daddy, like Kelsey Grammer? Are you out there thinking, "Man, I became a daddy thinking that I was going to be a-ok at it, like, I don't know, I…   Read Story »

Good looking out, CNN. Thanks for all of the BREAKING NEWS on this one. People in Syria are like, NO, TOTALLY, IT'S CALLED PRIORITIES AND IT IS ALSO CALLED NEWS. And these tips are such great tips.…   Read Story »

I know that it's gotten very confusing these days what with all of the reality TV and the Paris Hiltons of the world (Paris Hilton, so hot right now) so that some people might think that you just…   Read Story »

Come on, guys. Time to get it together. It's 2010. There is absolutely no reason to be seeing these lazy, incorrectly performed opossum pedicures. And you're really only embarrassing yourself with…   Read Story »