"Lady of Interest" Lindsay Lohan reported to jail last night to serve a six month sentence for violating her parole only to be released four hours later. It's called justice, and it has been served.   Read Story »

As by now you have most certainly heard, unless for some reason your Google Alert for "Nicolas Cage newz" is broken, in which case, please check to see that your Google Alerts for "Nicolas Cage newz"…   Read Story »

If there’s one thing the world definitely needs more of, it’s compassion adults spending hours practicing and performing a 27-year-old dance routine in groups of twenty or more. It seems like a…   Read Story »

Oh good grief. From MSNBC: A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of "Seinfeld" to get…   Read Story »

As someone is bound to tell you at any decent funeral, life is for the living. And so, this morning, I am on an airplane. And this afternoon I will be in a car. And this evening I will be in a house…   Read Story »

Have a seat. Do you know who I am? Would you like a glass of water? Now, mind explaining to me what you're doing here? I see, and what, exactly, is "the Big Nothing"? You can't defeat it…   Read Story »

Lady Gaga and Beyonce are in a video together? Great! It's 10 minutes long? Oh. (Who does Lady Gaga think she is, the Black Eyed Peas?) Lady Gaga and Beyonce in "Telephone," you guys: Look, I…   Read Story »

Here is Ben Linus (Michael Emmerson) in a 1992 training film for prison guards. I still don't understand how they got Locke's dead dad to the Dharma substation holding cells, though.   Read Story »

Oh man, I love a good parking placard scandal no matter what, who doesn't, but I especially love a good parking placard scandal involving renowned bored billionaire Jerry Seinfeld ("could Jerry…   Read Story »

This video should be posted everywhere. Look at that jerk. Let's all look at him. Remember during his interview with Larry King when he complained that he could do so much more good for the community…   Read Story »