What is the dumbest thing you've ever invested a ton of time in? "MY WIFE!" -Borat, yes, but what else? A few years ago some friends and I, oh boy, I barely even want to say, but we wrote a short…   Read Story »

"It's mostly a joke," you tell your friends with a laugh, shrugging your shoulders. "It's not like I'm all, 'Oh yeah, I love Star Wars, can't get enough Star Wars, blah blah blah, Yoda Yoda, Luke I…   Read Story »

-- Wake Up. -- Find glasses. -- Unable to find glasses, lie in bed resolving to come up with a designated place to put glasses in the future. -- Unable to decide on a designated place to put…   Read Story »