As Benjamin Franklin famously said, "the only things certain in life are death and taxes and porn parodies of popular movies/sitcoms." And then he invented lightning with a kite! The point is, at…   Read Story »

It is tentatively titled Tiger's Wood. You get it. Honestly, there are a lot of Dream Jobs out there, but coming up with porn titles is definitely one of the Top Dream Jobs. That would be so fun. Too…   Read Story »

As a self-made promo for his new FX show starting in March, Louis C.K. has released this video about taking his career to the next level. It is verbally very NSFW, so headphones UP! Haha. Oh phew!…   Read Story »

If the publishing industry were not imploding right now, I would probably walk right into Graydon Wenner's office and pitch him an idea for adding UGH Aficionado magazine to Guy Snoozehouse's…   Read Story »

The Spanish Cultural Ministry's Film Institute has given Saw VI an X rating and it will only be shown in porno theaters. Een Spain, porn tortures you! (I'm sure I did that joke right.)   Read Story »

At this point, it's only weird if there ISN'T a porno based on your favorite TV show. 30 Rock? Yes. Seinfeld? Yes. Cosby Show? Yes. The world is still waiting on a Breaking Bad porno, and a The Wire…   Read Story »

The first time I ever saw porno (just kidding mom, this is a made up story about jokes) was in junior high school. It was at a sleepover at my friend Matt's house, and our other friend, Dorian,…   Read Story »

High five, 30 Rock! You've got your own porno already? It took the Cosby Show 20 years to get a parodic adult feature. From the New Sensations website: New Sensations, the studio that brought you…   Read Story »

Have you ever wanted to play a prank on a friend or loved one and thought, "You know what would be really great? An empty porno case with their face and name on it." Why did you think that? You…   Read Story »

This is great. A bunch of elementary school kids in Brooklyn gathered in the auditorium to watch the Jonas Brothers movie (for education, mostly) and instead they got the Boners Brothers Movie (or…   Read Story »