It is so close, you guys. All week it's as if it has been moving a closer and closer to our grasp, only to be cruelly pulled away at the last moment by some damn jerk who seems to get some twisted…   Read Story »

Summer is fast approaching, so you all better get this down quick. (Via TastefullyOffensive.)   Read Story »

When you read about celebrities, you mostly hear the same complaints: that the disappearance of privacy is maddening, and also that cocaine omelets are delicious. Those are the two stories that are…   Read Story »