Casting calls are almost always hilarious. Look, if you want to see an alien shove itself into a human flesh suit in Men in Black and walk around all herky-jerky for the big guffaws, then someone has…   Read Story »

There was a very interesting article in the New York Times yesterday that focussed on a particularly hard-hit county in Minnesota to discuss the socio-economic paradox in which the people who rely…   Read Story »

Oh good grief. YEAH, MITT ROMNEY, WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT WORRIED ABOUT POOR PEOPLE. Eek! It's almost crazy how awesome the safety net for poor people is. And how much the Republican party never…   Read Story »

Leona Helmsley's dog, Trouble, the richest dog in the world (12 millionaire) has died. R.I.P. Trouble. You are in heaven now, mocking the angel plight of the poor angels. Also: here is a video of a…   Read Story »

Hey, Slumdog Millionaire kids! Bummer about the 127 Hours Oscar snub your misery shack burning down, huh?! Awesome checking in with you! See you in a year (or less!) when another tragedy befalls!   Read Story »

People Magazine has a very cool headline today: Why Claire Danes Flies Coach. BOOM! Should I bookmark this story and put it in my "Favorites" folder? Probably. But let's see the reasons first for why…   Read Story »

You've probably already seen today's HOT BUZZ, which is a cameraphone video of a rat running wild on a New York subway train, and eventually waking up a homeless man by JUMPING ONTO HIS SLEEPING…   Read Story »

Well, that was fast. Hey, remember when Susan Boyle went on that TV show and became instantly famous around the world and within a matter of weeks she completely imploded and had to go to a hospital…   Read Story »

And thus America's Favorite Fairy Tale enters its second chapter.   Read Story »

Ted Williams, you guys. America's #1 bum. He was reunited with his 90-year-old mother yesterday. (She said that she hoped he wouldn't disappoint her this time. EEEEEK!) Last night he appeared on Late…   Read Story »