Well, it's a wrap. Now that Michele Bachmann has nailed down the all-important Brianna and Jolene endorsement, I don't know how Barack Saddam Hussein NOBAMA can possibly hope to win re-election in…   Read Story »

Oh man, you guys, this debt ceiling crisis debate, huh?! Things are getting pretty intense! I bet if I understood half of what was going on it would be even worse! Basically, if I'm putting this…   Read Story »

Guys, I don't know about you, but I'm starting to think maybe we should vote for her! Like, as a hilarious goof! "Haha, you guys are hilarious." - the rest of the world That's what it would be…   Read Story »

Ugh. Get ready for this one, you guys! You might want to put a cold compress on your HEART. Then again, this is not actually that surprising. This video should be called "Michelle Bachmann: Par For…   Read Story »

Most of the late night talk shows are on hiatus this week, but Jay Leno is still on the air. Thattaboy! Vacation is a luxury he simply cannot afford. What does "afford" mean, again? It means having…   Read Story »

Stephen Colbert won approval from the federal election commission for his political action committee yesterday. Neat! We are officially turning politics into a late night comedy routine? FOUR MORE…   Read Story »

This Lindsay Lohan tweet is a couple of days old, actually, and I have no idea why more people aren't talking about it because it's AMAZING: Hahahhaha. UHHHHHHHH. Powerful stuff. Good tweet.…   Read Story »

So, someone has made a documentary about Sarah Palin. Sure! Sarah Palin is a perfectly reasonable subject for a documentary. (And if she decided to take on Steve Wiebe in a time trial to get to the…   Read Story »

BIG NEWS, you guys! HUUUUUUGE NEWS! Frankie Muniz, perhaps best known for having 40 million dollars, has announced that he will be running for political office! In 5 years from now! He made the…   Read Story »

Whoa. It's barely even 10AM and already we have the headline of the day! That's a wrap! Break for lunch! Other things you shout when the work is done! The headline of the day comes from the Hollywood…   Read Story »