GET HIM! GET ALEC BALDWIN! Hahaha. Ugh. This fucking video. I thought it was called Occupy Wall Street, not Occupy The Dormitory Courtyard. This is some straight up college freshman bullshit.…   Read Story »

Is it possible to vote for someone for President early? Like right now? And also, can we vote more than once yet? I am pretty sure I heard something about how everyone was going to get to vote a…   Read Story »

Your boyfriend, the country singer Hank Williams Jr., has been in the news a lot lately, ever since he went on FOX & Friends and said that Barack Obama playing golf with John Boehner was "one of the…   Read Story »

Did you watch last night's GOP primary debate? I almost didn't, and I still kind of didn't, because uh, I forgot and leave me alone, I am an adult and I can forget whatever I want whenever I want.…   Read Story »

My only question is can TWO people be President TOGETHER AS FRIENDS?! (Via FilmDrunk.)   Read Story »

Sure, Stephen Colbert started his own Political Action Committee, which is currently spending undisclosed amounts of money in the 2012 presidential election as a "joke," but this article actually…   Read Story »

Mr. Bean, however, remains silent.   Read Story »

Yuck. Corporations may be a lot of things, but one thing they are not is "people." What an asshole for saying that to actual human beings! During an economic crisis! Oh brother. Maybe, MAYBE, you…   Read Story »

It has been awhile since we've had any breaking fart news (and the last story was a blind item). Hard to pinpoint why, exactly. Certainly the world's latest economic troubles can't be EASY ON THE…   Read Story »

This morning, on the fourth hour of the Today Show, Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford were discussing the 11th-hour vote held yesterday to approve a budget agreement that would, at least temporarily,…   Read Story »