Elle Fanning models haute bakery toppings, like these eyeshadow sprinkles. Elle! That's dangerous for your eyes! -NYMag Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up on Letterman: amazing as always.…   Read Story »

Whoa! Hahhahah. "Whoa!" Well? That was pretty great, right? This is a good show, guys. I feel like SOMEONE has to be the first one to say it. The whole season kind of felt like a middle-ground season…   Read Story »

I'm pretty sure the Drake (feat. Lil Wayne) song "HYFR" was about this week's episode of Game of Thrones. Such a good episode! Obviously, there was the epic battle, but also Queen Cersei revealing…   Read Story »

Everyone OK? Everyone keeping up? The past couple episodes have mostly been spoken lists of troop deployments, so I'm just making sure everyone's up to speed. There's that dweeb in the north who is…   Read Story »

Another straight-up knock out. Are you kidding me with this show? BOOM! SMOKE MONSTER KILLS THE KING OF NULLUS! Right off the bat we are up in this show's guts. Then it's just one thing after…   Read Story »

Last night's episode was admittedly a little boring. TEAM CONFUSING! Is everyone a king now? Kind of feels like each week there are three new kings. I read the first three books and I barely even…   Read Story »

Before Peter Dinklage was Mr. Thrones, he was "Wake Up Guy" on Seinfeld. It's very easy to tell that it's him because not-famous Peter Dinklage he has the same voice as Famous Peter Dinklage. Now you…   Read Story »

GAME. OF. THROOOOONNNNNNNNNNNES! Welcome back to all our old pals! And hello to some new ones! (I'm talking to you, RED COMET, hello, welcome!) Admittedly, last night's episode was a little light on…   Read Story »

The best thing about doing these weekly GIF round-ups is that no one gets to tell me which GIF I get to put at the beginning (except Gabe, if he wants), so I can pick whichever one I like the best…   Read Story »

At this point, it's pretty common knowledge that foreign television is completely bonkers. "Simpsons did it." Everyone knows. It's crazy and so weird and makes no sense and a thousand monkeys typing…   Read Story »