I know that Terry Richardson is a very successful commercial photographer who gets selected by pretty much every magazine on a rotating basis to photograph every celebrity to make them look like they…   Read Story »

Your honor, while the prosecution recognizes that the defense was doing nothing more dangerous or harmful than simply looking at their computer screen in a brief moment of downtime at their otherwise…   Read Story »

Do you follow Terry Richardson on Tumblr? You probably shouldn't but maybe you should? It's hard to say. As much as that guy is a horrifying pervert who has DEFINITELY done something VERY illegal at…   Read Story »

Oh, gross! I know that Terry Richardson has basically entered some kind of enshrined and untouchable pantheon of American Celebrity Photographers, where if you hit a point in your career you…   Read Story »

Good news, guys: you can finally delete those "kidz bop single ladies" google alerts. Waiting is the best sauce? Gross. Also, you were waiting for this? Gross. But also: sauce. Gross. IT'S HERE! IT'S…   Read Story »

The best part about SEXTing a 9-year-old boy TWICE and then, upon being confronted about SEXTing a 9-year-old boy explaining that the only reason you SEXTed a 9-year-old boy in the first place is…   Read Story »

American Beauty won the 1999 Academy Award for Best Picture. Whoops! This is a pretentious, misguided, ham-fisted film. But the Academy's decision actually makes more sense if you look at what the…   Read Story »

Have a seat. Do you know who I am? Would you like a glass of water? Now, mind explaining to me what you're doing here? I see, and what, exactly, is "the Big Nothing"? You can't defeat it…   Read Story »

Someone has put together this compilation of memorable moments from a Canadian game show for children called Just Like Mom. I've never seen it (America #1) but it looks like a really charming show in…   Read Story »

"Oh baby, you know what it's like! It's part of the job, and my job is one of the reasons you were attracted to me in the first place. What? I'm not saying that! I'm not saying that, you know I'm not…   Read Story »