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Date: November 30, 2010 Time: 7:45 AM Location: New York, New York Source: NBC (Via Vulture) Description: Popular American television host Matt Lauer interviews regular commentator Jean Chatzky…   Read Story »
You know that great part in that awesome movie, Bruce Almighty, when Jim Carrey has to sit and answer God's Emails (oh brother), and they just keep pouring in from all over the world? That's how I…   Read Story »
[Gabe Liedman is a stand-up comedian. In his new column, he takes on the genre of Dude Flicks, where guns, pecs, car crashes and glib one-liners delivered in front of a burning building with only…   Read Story »
Pranks are the worst. They're the worst!!!! Always. Guys, cool it with the pranks! It's 2010. Let's all work together to make the planet prank-free by 2012. We don't need to go out like this. Today,…   Read Story »
Date: December 17, 2009 Time: Unknown Location: Cable/Internet Source: MTVU Description: In new music video, artist Rihanna claims to be "so hard" while constantly making hand gestures towards crotch…   Read Story »
"You can put this on one of those wacko websites." Ugh. Do I come down to your work and slap the shark with a penis in its mouth out of your mouth? It's not my fault that I haven't received an email…   Read Story »
Ashton Kutcher's Spread trailer, you guys: Whoa. After seeing the Spread poster I thought that the movie looked awful, but it turns out I had no idea. What an awful, AWFUL looking movie. Yuck.…   Read Story »
Michael Bay opened his walk-in bomber jacket closet and looked at the endless racks of bomber jackets. "What'll it be, Chief?" he said to himself. He picked out a dark bomber jacket with crackled…   Read Story »
Early reviews of Transformers 2 have been coming out all week, and it seems almost unanimous that this is probably if not the best movie ever made, then at least the most thoughtful and intelligent.…   Read Story »
Needless to say, your penis enlargement system is NSFW. TRULY. You know a penis enlargement system is super pro when it comes with a CD ROM. Kiss your concerns of this being a dangerous,…   Read Story »