In honor of the Greatest News Story of our time, I'm throwing a party and everyone's invited. Dress up as your favorite journalist! Just kidding. Can you imagine that party? Just a sea of Sam…   Read Story »

BREAKING NEWS STORY! BREAKING NEWS STORY! INTERNATIONAL HEADLINES READ: "GERARD DEPARDIEU PEES ON CARPET OF AIR FRANCE PLANE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER: [Gerard Depardieu]…   Read Story »

(Via E! Thanks for the tip, Spencer.)   Read Story »

It is unclear whether or not Steven Seagal was actually put into a choke hold and forced to pee himself in front of the cast and crew on the set of Out For Justice. What is clear is that who cares if…   Read Story »

It was reported last week that Darren Aronofsky had dropped out of the Wolverine sequel, which is too bad. That would have probably been a pretty good Wolverine movie! At the very least, it would…   Read Story »

Real blues music. Streets is peeing. (Via Robert Popper.)   Read Story »

At long last, an Internet Meme for the rest of us.   Read Story »

Paramedics responding at the scene report that the accident was NOT pee-related, although Hugh Jackman was "completely soaked in pee, just soaked." They added: "kind of funny how he got injured on…   Read Story »

I made you a card for you on your 42nd birthday, Hugh Jackman. And I don't want to spoil the surprise, but expect a package from the Dry Pants Store sometime this week. (Hint: it's pants with…   Read Story »

I'm sure no one smells glasses filled with cat urine or pops grains of cat littler into their mouth and eats them in this cat littler commercial. Whoops! I was wrong. It's funny how you can be…   Read Story »