Fox's talent show X Factor is something that I legitimately know almost nothing about. If you can believe it. You probably don't know anything about it either? I think it's the same thing as…   Read Story »

So it begins. You open up your iCal and all you see are POSSIBILITIES. (Via DailyWhat.)   Read Story »

"Having a brain, yes, that's a concept. With Paula Abdul." -- Paula Abdul (1962-2012) "Right. Yup." -- MC Skat Kat (1827-2012) The more things change the more they stay the retarded. 2011…   Read Story »

Have you ever had something taken away that you didn't even know was yours to begin with? It's a strange feeling. There's loss and remorse, but loss and remorse over what? Loss and remorse over what…   Read Story »

As you may have heard, Ellen Degeneres, America's sweetheart, made a pretty big announcement on her show yesterday: Whoops. That isn't it. Don't get me wrong, Ellen Degeneres playing mother nature…   Read Story »

Finding herself with an increased amount of spare time to fill, and having run out of walls to blankly stare at, Paul Abdul figured she should get out of the house. It had been a long summer, what…   Read Story »

Paula Abdul, whoever that is, is leaving American Idol, whatever that is. Just kidding. I know who Paula Abdul is. She's the lady who popped out of the ink well on Scat Cat's song. And I've heard of…   Read Story »

gabe: i cannot believe that adam lambert lost American Idol gabe: since he is the person that i have arbitrarily decided to have been rooting for lindsay: adam lambert did not get as many votes as my…   Read Story »

Earlier this week, it was reported that Paula Abdul admitted in an upcoming interview in Ladies' Home Journal to a 12-year-long addiction to prescription painkillers, as well as a brief stint last…   Read Story »

Paula Abdul does a fucking ton of drugs. We know that. But now we really know it, because she's admitting it. From People: "I could have killed myself," Abdul, 46, tells Ladies' Home Journal in its…   Read Story »