Have you ever had something taken away that you didn't even know was yours to begin with? It's a strange feeling. There's loss and remorse, but loss and remorse over what? Loss and remorse over what…   Read Story »

As you may have heard, Ellen Degeneres, America's sweetheart, made a pretty big announcement on her show yesterday: Whoops. That isn't it. Don't get me wrong, Ellen Degeneres playing mother nature…   Read Story »

Finding herself with an increased amount of spare time to fill, and having run out of walls to blankly stare at, Paul Abdul figured she should get out of the house. It had been a long summer, what…   Read Story »

Paula Abdul, whoever that is, is leaving American Idol, whatever that is. Just kidding. I know who Paula Abdul is. She's the lady who popped out of the ink well on Scat Cat's song. And I've heard of…   Read Story »

gabe: i cannot believe that adam lambert lost American Idol gabe: since he is the person that i have arbitrarily decided to have been rooting for lindsay: adam lambert did not get as many votes as my…   Read Story »

Earlier this week, it was reported that Paula Abdul admitted in an upcoming interview in Ladies' Home Journal to a 12-year-long addiction to prescription painkillers, as well as a brief stint last…   Read Story »

Paula Abdul does a fucking ton of drugs. We know that. But now we really know it, because she's admitting it. From People: "I could have killed myself," Abdul, 46, tells Ladies' Home Journal in its…   Read Story »

The sack of russet potatoes sat on a chair. Paula Abdul smiled flirtatiously and tipped her head to the side to make it look like she was thinking. Her lipgloss sparkled in the light, and it tasted…   Read Story »

There's a story in the New York Post this morning about Paula Abdul's run-in with Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno. Apparently, she was interviewed for the movie, and I will give you zero guesses as to…   Read Story »

Well, everyone's favorite show, American Idol, is about to become everyone's favorite outmoded novelty product. From the AP: "Idol" production company FremantleMedia and trading card publisher Upper…   Read Story »