Hands up if you want to watch a sitcom starring Jessica Simpson, based on Jessica Simpson's life. Ok great! Please keep your hands in the air. Now, hands up if you think that, even if a sitcom…   Read Story »

For the second week in a row, the DVD release of Paul Blart: Mall Cop remains on the top of the sales AND rental charts. America is to Paul Blart: Mall Cop DVDs as Kirstie Alley is to root beer…   Read Story »

Well, congratulations, America. You did it. Kevin James is going to be in everything now. Christmas in February! But first he's going to be in this thing. From Variety: Kevin James, fresh from "Paul…   Read Story »

The trailer looks kind of cheesy (Liam Neeson explaining his "skills" to the kidnappers) but SOMETHING has to unseat Paul Blart: Mall Cop this weekend, so why not Taken? It's gotta be better than…   Read Story »

Dear You Guys, When Paul Blart: Mall Cop was the top-grossing film in the country on its opening weekend, I didn't say anything. It happens. There was no word-of-mouth to speak of, maybe you didn't…   Read Story »

In his last weeks in office, George W. Bush's approval rating has risen slightly, to 34 percent. As you can tell from Rotten Tomatoes' completely scientific and therefore 100% accurate analysis of…   Read Story »

We haven't gotten any Citizen Marketing submissions in awhile. I think it's because Poster Boy and the Poster Alteration Art Flickr Group kind of cornered the market. But those guys are all getting…   Read Story »

Kevin James has a new movie coming out called Paul Blart: Mall Cop. It's about a big fat guy who is so lame and he's so fat and lame that all he can be is a mall cop because aren't mall cops the…   Read Story »