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Feb 22nd 21 Comments
Ladies, I have some bad news: your favorite living dildo and star of the film Remember Me, Robert Pattinson, is totally that guy at the party. He probably doesn't even say anything as he picks up the…   Read Story »
Aug 22nd, 2012 14 Comments
Still not convinced that you should hire Diamond Dave Hosley for your next event in the Bay Area? Maybe you should read some testimonials about how great it was having Diamond Dave Hosley perform at…   Read Story »
The Obamas Threw An Insane Alice In Wonderland Party With Tim Burton And Johnny Depp In 2009 And We're Just Hearing About It Now?
Jan 9th, 2012 22 Comments
I'm sure all kinds of cool stuff goes on in the White House at all times. Like, Sasha and Malia probably rollerskate all over the place and have caretakers who have to watch them do it, and then for…   Read Story »