Up until that moment, I had kept my power a secret. As a young adult I didn't want to feel ostracized. Kids can be cruel about any little difference, even if that difference is a really fucking cool…   Read Story »

Do you think that your parents aren't going to film you doing one of the cutest things you're ever going to do in your whole damn adorable life, even though it's going to make you intensely…   Read Story »

A wonderful Halloween tradition.   Read Story »

When I was a child, I desperately wanted to change my name to either Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake. Both great names! Rainbow Brite is certainly a more "ordinary" name than Strawberry…   Read Story »

Just because you're sometimes relegated to watching from the sidelines in life -- when someone else at a meeting is talking, or when you're in line behind someone at a grocery store, or when your…   Read Story »

BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD…   Read Story »

Your kid is great! Why are you even letting your kid go to sleep, wake him up and enjoy him! (Via Uproxx.)   Read Story »

Great prank, everyone, especially the parents who agreed to take part in it. You guys are good parents who recognize a GREAT prank. It's just fun! I'm really starting to rethink my whole position on…   Read Story »

"Will [Arnett, Amy's husband] and Amy like to pretend they're us. We don't think it's very funny, but they think it's hilarious," and other gems.   Read Story »

Isn't it weird when you are listening to NPR and you realize that your parents now know about something you like? Stupid old parents don't understand ANYTHING. (Just kidding! Love you guys!) Listen…   Read Story »