My favorite part about this essay about playing Osama Bin Laden in Zero Dark Thirty is how he keeps pointing out how different he is from the actual Bin Laden, as if that is not the whole point of…   Read Story »

Look, I love Homeland. It's great! Does Carrie cry an awful lot even just for a civilian much less a top-ranked CIA analyst at the very heart of the US intelligence community's most desperate…   Read Story »

NEVER GET. (Thanks for the tip, Seth.)   Read Story »

So many 9/11 coloring books aren't made with any integrity and they are always shying away from the truth. This one's different. The thing about coloring books for children about horrific…   Read Story »

After applying to trademark the name "Seal Team 6" (which is the name of the squad of commandos who killed Osama Bin Laden), the Disney corporation has withdrawn that application after the UNITED…   Read Story »

There's going to be a porno parody made about Bin Laden. No duh. Seal Team Sex? (Lazy.) 72 Anal Virgins? (Gross. But better.)   Read Story »

It turns out that guy who tried to get a good old patriotic "USA!" chant going a couple weeks ago with ZERO help from the tree-hugging homosexuals of Jew York City (it's not offensive if it's TRUE)…   Read Story »

Holy moly! Want my advice? Deposit this one in your Roth LOLk account immediately, because as soon as Glenn Beck rests his case, the value is going to go TO THE MOON ALICE! Unbelievable. Glenn Beck's…   Read Story »

Osama Bin Laden felt heat all over his body, but especially on his face, as he approached the gates of hell. He had a youthful body, not crippled by disease or riddled with bullet holes like the body…   Read Story »

Brawndo has the electrolytes your celebration of the death of Osama Bin Laden craves! And scene. (Thanks for the tip, Drew.)   Read Story »