NEVER GET. (Thanks for the tip, Seth.)   Read Story »

So many 9/11 coloring books aren't made with any integrity and they are always shying away from the truth. This one's different. The thing about coloring books for children about horrific…   Read Story »

After applying to trademark the name "Seal Team 6" (which is the name of the squad of commandos who killed Osama Bin Laden), the Disney corporation has withdrawn that application after the UNITED…   Read Story »

There's going to be a porno parody made about Bin Laden. No duh. Seal Team Sex? (Lazy.) 72 Anal Virgins? (Gross. But better.)   Read Story »

It turns out that guy who tried to get a good old patriotic "USA!" chant going a couple weeks ago with ZERO help from the tree-hugging homosexuals of Jew York City (it's not offensive if it's TRUE)…   Read Story »

Holy moly! Want my advice? Deposit this one in your Roth LOLk account immediately, because as soon as Glenn Beck rests his case, the value is going to go TO THE MOON ALICE! Unbelievable. Glenn Beck's…   Read Story »

Osama Bin Laden felt heat all over his body, but especially on his face, as he approached the gates of hell. He had a youthful body, not crippled by disease or riddled with bullet holes like the body…   Read Story »

Brawndo has the electrolytes your celebration of the death of Osama Bin Laden craves! And scene. (Thanks for the tip, Drew.)   Read Story »

OK. We are almost done here. Right? Right. In the days and weeks and months and years to come there will be plenty more Osama Bin Laden details and news stories and anecdotes and parodies, but for us…   Read Story »

R.I.P. Osama Bin Laden (1994-2012). You are in hell now, plotting the ruthlessly violent deaths of innocent people by the logic of a perverse and amoral quasi-religious interpretation of geo-politics…   Read Story »