A woman named Dr. Phyllis surpassed Zach Anner in the competition to be the next Oprah by collecting more than 300,000 votes in less than 20 minutes. The trolls at O-Chan are the worst!   Read Story »

The Internet's newest "hero," Zach Anner, gives us just a taste of what his travel show would look like. I'm still not sure how I feel about this whole thing, but I would probably watch this show…   Read Story »

Last week, Oprah launched an on-line contest to find the next Oprah, which is just CLASSIC Oprah. The winner of this contest will ostensibly get his or her own talk show on Oprah's new network. OK!…   Read Story »

Roger Ebert, who is the best, will be on Oprah this afternoon, which I am sure we will all leave work to watch if we haven't called in sick already. But this preview clip in which he demonstrates his…   Read Story »

Oprah's show today was filmed on a set made entirely out of chocolate. The magic of television! These guys loved it. When they saw the set they were like, "that's reasonable!" Details about this…   Read Story »

Well, America, it all comes down to this. Who will walk off the field victorious? Will it be some stupid CGI e-Trade baby, or, like, a pair of tits with Go Daddy written on them in ketchup or…   Read Story »

In the aftermath of the NBC late night melt-down that resulted in Conan O'Brien being forced out of The Tonight Show, Jay Leno has begun his whistlestop tour of image rehabilitation. First stop,…   Read Story »

So, as you probably know by now, Oprah has announced that she is leaving her talk show after next season. This morning, she made it official with an on-air announcement in which she explained the…   Read Story »

Look, let's be real for once. Regardless of who you voted for in the last election--John McCain or that TERRORIST--or which political party you believe has the best ideas to lead our country through…   Read Story »

Nikki Finke is reporting today that Oprah will continue to be on TV but on a different station than she has been on TV for a long time. WHOA, STOP THE PRESSES VICKI VALE! In other stunning…   Read Story »