Really, Marilyn Manson? Still? Bill Clinton isn't President anymore, dude. We came really close to actual Armageddon a couple of times since we last heard from you, and it was scary and had…   Read Story »

From the "I don't know why this is news but I'm glad" wire service comes this amusing teachable moment about a little old lady whose "Adult Tap Dancing" sign has drawn in perverts to her door…   Read Story »

Date: March 2nd Time: 11AM Location: The View Coffee Table Source: BuzzFeed.com Description: In a segment on how incredibly old she is, Host (Barbara Walters) provides the TWSS by accidentally…   Read Story »

My friend told me about some thing he read about how STDs are running rampant among older baby boomers in those huge retirement villages in Florida, because the old people are all living together in…   Read Story »

(via HolyTaco) Next time you feel like complaining about old people because they are racist or smell like a hospital or for the simple fact that they instill in you a deep seated fear of your own…   Read Story »

This is cute and all, and the one lady pictured totally reminds me of an older Beth Grant, but I get a weird feeling that the conductor-guy is forcing them to do this against their will. This seems…   Read Story »

We're all pretty well-versed in the fakeries of reality TV at this point. We know that's not the Bachelor's real house. And no one is fooled by New York's hair/inflatable body. That being said, every…   Read Story »