Sunlight streams through your window and wakes you up, warmly, before your alarm has a chance to go off. You feel well rested and ready for a full, productive day. What's that -- do you smell coffee…   Read Story »

NOPE! NO WAY! NUNH-UNH! NO. SORRY. NO. NO. NO. (Via NOPE.)   Read Story »

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.…   Read Story »

Yup! That sounds like a siren! What a wonderful gift! (TheAwesomer.)   Read Story »

I'm so sorry, Cockatoo. This is not your fault. (Via Neatorama.)   Read Story »

There is only so much railing against both bugs and obvious danger that one blogger can do before she throws up her hands. When will the world learn? When will scientists develop a brain so they…   Read Story »

Ashton Kutcher crashed a college lecture hall in Iowa City this week, where one assumes he is either filming a movie, or visiting his old alma matter for whatever reason people like him do anything…   Read Story »

Um, I'm starting to almost feel bad making fun of NBC at this point, and I know that they are doing their best (are they though?) to fill all those coveted 10PM time slots now that The Jay Leno show…   Read Story »

Nope. No. Nunh-unh. "But Gabe, they have a website." So? Everyone has a website. Your mom has a website. It's called htttp://www.mommyshomepage.com, and she hasn't updated it in nine months. What is…   Read Story »

When someone says "hey, we are going to broadcast a live Michael Jackson seance on TV," you assume that it is going to be hilarious and ridiculous. What else could it be? Serious and important? No.…   Read Story »