Mario is going to be climbing for a long time. Might as well write some captions! Winner will receive special mention in this week's Monsters' Ball. That's better than gold coins! Probably! (Via…   Read Story »

Uhhhhh. What? brightcove.createExperiences(); It goes without saying that that is also your dinner party. "Is everyone…   Read Story »

I whip my hair around! I whip my hair around! Whasssssssup?! Whasssssssssssssup!?! Yo dudes who want to ensure that we leave our great-grandchildren a habitable world, and empowered young women…   Read Story »

e-Closing up iShop a little early today to head over to the Videogum/Stereogum 'Gum Bowl. Neat! Hopefully, you have already RSVP'ed for the free music concert, right? Right. Good job! We did it! In…   Read Story »

If there is one thing that people who love to play videogames know about it is the crushing desperation of loneliness and the impossibility of finding true romantic love. THE LEGEND OF ZINGD-YA. Just…   Read Story »

It is a cold and unforgiving world out there, so who are we to judge whether or not it is OK or "weird" for a grown man to marry a Nintendo DS Lite videogame character? We all live in glass houses,…   Read Story »

This viral video has made a sudden resurgence this week: Bill O'Reilly introduces a breathless Inside Edition segment about how Nintendo and the mysterious Mario Brothers are taking over America with…   Read Story »

Dear Beyonce, You seriously need to fire your publicist, dude. By all accounts you seem like a classy, sophisticated woman. You've created some really great hits, and even invented a YouTube…   Read Story »

This poem from the New Yorker magazine is a rumination on Virgil's conception of death as an inescapable constant force, the impossibility of fatherhood in the face of war, and the lack of available…   Read Story »

Have you guys heard about Wii Fit? It's a "game" coming out May 21st from Nintendo that will make "exercise" "fun." It's already been released in England—where everyone is disgustingly…   Read Story »