Remember the California Raisin Facepaint guy from ancient earlier this afternoon? Of course you remember him, because you date him, and he is your boyfriend, and one day maybe he will put a ring on…   Read Story »

You neden holes can play XBOX 360 against the Insane Clown Posse, Friday, October 30 starting at 4:00 P.M! Sick! It's the second best thing after committing a hate crime with the Insane Clown Posse.…   Read Story »

As was made clear earlier today, there ain't no ring on your finger. YOU HAVE GOT TO PLAY THE FIELD. (Via StreetCarnage.)   Read Story »

It's hard out there! I know it's hard out there. This guy knows it's hard out there. If it's not one thing, it's another. You just have to keep your head down, and do whatever it takes to get through…   Read Story »

Excuse me, WHO GAVE THE COUGARS THEIR OWN CONVENTION? Didn't you read the sign? It says PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE COUGARS*. (NSFW, headphones UP!) Uh....is this real life? It must be weird for you…   Read Story »

Last night, Larry King interviewed Katie Hall, a woman who was abducted and raped in 1976 by Philip Garrido, the man responsible for last week's Nightmare News. Obviously, one could wonder what the…   Read Story »

Uh...from the New York Post: Jon Gosselin, Kevin Federline and Michael Lohan were in talks to live together and be filmed round-the-clock for a reality show, "The Divorced Dads' Club." But, as Page…   Read Story »

As quickly as it came, it was gone. You feel me, ninjas? It's hard to believe that four days of helicopter rides, men on stilts, barbecue, and rape could fly by so quickly. If only there was a way to…   Read Story »

Saw is fucking stupid. And I'm just going to assume that all of the sequels are equally fucking stupid. (Probably not as stupid as the Saw roller coaster, though.) Personally, I have not seen them. I…   Read Story »

This is INCREDIBLE. A 14-minute infomercial for the Lillith Fair of garbage monsters. "It feels like what it feels like for a Muslim to visit the holy land of Mecca." The second half of this video…   Read Story »