I generally look forward to flying, when I have to fly places. Especially when it's a very early flight and there aren't going to be a lot of people at the airport yet. It makes me feel like George…   Read Story »

After a recent performance by Tracy Morgan at Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, a young man named Kevin Rogers took to his Facebook page to describe the show: I have very thick skin when it comes to…   Read Story »

You may remember Wendy's cat, GarF6ield? Well, behind every hilarious CGI cat there is a terrifying CGI woman. Meet her! She is kind of NSFW, meet her! OH DEAR GOD! At least the video is the…   Read Story »

Some mornings you wake up and it's just like, uh, you know, I was doing fine back there in Sleep Town and if this is the best the real world has to offer then maybe I should just Incept myself. Wait…   Read Story »

Have you guys heard about the latest craze to sweep bitter housewives? I have two words for you: FACE. YOGA. As we get older, we all start to develop pesky lines and wrinkles. None of us want to…   Read Story »

I'm not going to say that I recommend going down the Univore rabbit hole because I don't. I care about you too much! Although, I can't recommend that you just go back to bed either. You know, because…   Read Story »

Look, Sarah Palin is not responsible for the horrific shootings that took place in Arizona over the weekend. No duh. Even if it hadn't been revealed that Jared Loughner had a history of frustration…   Read Story »

Aww, thanks, Trololo. Merry Christmas to YOU! (Thanks for the tip, Polythene Pam.)   Read Story »

Dear Clay Duke Surveillance Tape, For those who don't know who/what you are, you are surveillance camera footage from a school board conference room in Panama, Florida, in which a mentally…   Read Story »

Stop. Perfect. Everyone looks great now. (Via Urlesque.)   Read Story »