This news story is weird. Nicolas Cage is so broke that he has to sell four different 10 million dollar mansions? But I guess he still gets to keep a few of his other 10 million dollar mansions? What…   Read Story »

Dear January Jones, PLEASE BE CAREFUL. There was a report in Variety this morning that you have been cast in an upcoming movie called Hungry Rabbit Jumps. Congratulations! If I had things my way,…   Read Story »

Action movies are basically children's movies for adults. That is to say that they are expressly designed to hit very specific pleasure centers to generate a predictable and uniform reaction. Bad…   Read Story »

Faster than a receding hairline, am I right, you guys?   Read Story »

Obviously, when it was reported that Werner Herzog would be "remaking" Bad Lieutenant with Nicolas Cage a lot of derisive comments and snide jokes were made. Of course! This is the internet! Would…   Read Story »

Nicolas Cage woke up in his California King-sized bed made of solid gold under sheets woven of unicorn hair farmed from his own menagerie. But rather than pushing the emerald button (made out of a…   Read Story »

The economy, you guys. Woof. So bad! A very bad economy. It's affecting everybody. People are losing their jobs and their homes. It's even affecting celebrities. Why, just this week, the economic…   Read Story »

This is a picture of John Travolta in his new movie, Taking of Pelham 123, which some of you may recognize as a remake of the 1974 action-thriller starring Walter Matthau, and even more of you will…   Read Story »

(via Alex Blagg) This is one of those situations where I feel like the original idea of remakingThe Bad Lieutenant starring Nicolas Cage, directed by Werner Herzog, was so categorically bad that…   Read Story »

In CASTING NEWS today, it's been confirmed that Nicolas Cage will be starring in a movie called Scared Straight, which has, quite easily, the most hilarious premise for any movie ever. From the…   Read Story »