Hahahaha. MuggleMatch.Com. Oh brother!   Read Story »

High-five, you guys. That’s me, Shellbomber, on the right. Who knew an afternoon of browsing for bedazzled Sidekick covers in Union Square would end in such excitement? And not just for the two…   Read Story »

What's better than Zelda meets John Hughes? Trick question, class--you can't name anything better! If only this were a real movie... You're welcome, Nerds!   Read Story »

Headphones UP: How are videos like this not just their own TV station yet? I'm not joking. I've never played a game of World of Warcraft in my life, and for that matter, I've never played any…   Read Story »

Dear Internet, This weekend, during the Super Bowl, Volkswagon ran an advertisement featuring a small child dressed as Darth Vader trying to use "the force" around the house, and then tried to use…   Read Story »

The 2-liter Pepsi bottle blew out the candles and headed into its sleeping chambers. A light breeze made the diaphanous curtains dance in the streaming moonlight. The 2-liter Pepsi bottle removed its…   Read Story »

It turns out the velociraptors in Jurassic Park were not entirely accurate depictions of real velociraptors. Good luck using that to keep from getting swirlied and shoved in a locker, nerd who…   Read Story »

Obviously, George Lucas is a maniac. He's a big fat billionaire who makes children's movies about racist space creatures and gay robots. He lives in a militarized compound and gave birth to all the…   Read Story »

Q: Is the flame glove system fully operational? A: Yes. (Thanks for the tip, aftershock.)   Read Story »

Some nerds are currently recreating the entirety of Home Alone on Twitter. As nerds will.   Read Story »