They're making a movie adaptation of the classic Atari videogame Asteroids? I don't even have the energy or heart to look up how many "what, was Pong already taken" jokes have been made in the…   Read Story »

Unless this is literally a shot-for-shot remake of the Bourne Ultimatum with a candy cane sweater CGI'ed onto Matt Damon's torso, ugh. From Variety: [Universal] and Chris Meledandri's family film…   Read Story »

Woof. We can sit here and make fun of Hollywood's terrible ideas all day, and we do. It's like they're a Disaster Factory with retarded foremen manning the money burning furnaces, and an…   Read Story »

Well, here's a movie they're making. From Variety (via FilmDrunk): Danny DeVito is set to direct "Crazy Eddie," a pic based on the life of consumer electronics king Eddie Antar. Antar was a pioneer…   Read Story »

lindsay: as you know, I'm sick to death of the subject of the AD movie lindsay: and would rather never mention it lindsay: but this is just the first time I've really disagreed with you in a…   Read Story »