You may have already heard the great news, but here's the press release: TONKA, the Hasbro brand that for 65 years has stood for its line of toy trucks for children, will bring its TONKA toughness…   Read Story »

For the first time in the history of it, Hollywood has actually gotten it right. They're going to make a Rampage movie! As well they should. Seriously? Rampage? A movie? Get out of here. How haven't…   Read Story »

The Bible, you guys, so hot right now. Apparently I am not joking? According to the Paper of Record, the Hollywood Reporter, we are about to see a whole wave (they use the word "flood" because they…   Read Story »

Hollywood is preparing an Angry Birds movie. NO DOYYYY. To a normal human being, a big-screen adaptation of a cellphone game involving throwing birds into blocks of wood would seem like a ridiculous…   Read Story »

They are adapting Myst, a highly popular computer game from the 1840s, into a feature film. Sure. It's called knowing what people are still interested in and definitely want, and giving it to them.…   Read Story »

Oil continues to pour into the ocean at an alarming rate. Honestly, what is happening out there? It's 2010! Why can't we make oil stop pouring out of the fucking ground?! It's ruining everything.…   Read Story »

I'm not sure why someone is adapting Tekken for the big screen 47 years after anyone cared about Tekken, but at least they spent a lot of money on the movie and made sure that it looked really,…   Read Story »

All your dreams are finally coming true, girls. A full-length, major motion picture featuring your favorite hero on a wonderful adventure. Probably. "Barbie has to destroy the All-Spark by shoving it…   Read Story »

Personally, I've never read Sweet Valley High (SURPRISE!), but I assume that it is full of garbage neologisms and self-indulgent teen-speak. And if not, it is now. Something something hamburger phone.   Read Story »

Hollywood is hard at work on adapting Baywatch for the big screen, which only begs the question: Baywatch hasn't been adapted for the big screen yet? I guess I only assumed that they would have…   Read Story »