Oh man, how about that nightmare cruise this week, you guys?! What a nightmare! Although I do love this video of two 12-year-old survivors of the nightmare cruise describing it with the kind of…   Read Story »

If you are on the East Coast, you are currently preparing for a horrible storm, and if you are in southern California you are scared that a cop will just randomly empty his entire gun into your car…   Read Story »

As tough as this week has been (and also just right off the bat: my apologies to the people of Egypt, Mali, Mexico City, Pakistan, and Brazil for even using the word "tough." That is obviously the…   Read Story »

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Benedict Cumberbatch As Julian Assange Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and…   Read Story »

Guys, this is the place where I occasionally dump some crappy college-level deep thought that would embarrass Jack Handy, and this week I've got another one. Basically, I was just thinking about how…   Read Story »

Let me be the first and also the last to apologize for all of the technical difficulties you may have encountered on the site over the past couple of weeks. I mean, who else is going to apologize for…   Read Story »

Guys, this is the last Monsters' Ball of 2012. We will be posting next week, but not a ton, because this is America, and life is for the living. But so I would like to take this time, as we do every…   Read Story »

A brief note on what happened today: there is no note on what happened today. There's absolutely nothing to be said about it, especially not here. It's unimaginable, and devastating, and it is the…   Read Story »

A friend sent me a video last night that is eight minutes of a ridiculous couple talking about being vegan together. Look, make whatever choices you want in this life, even if some of them are so…   Read Story »

What a week. Lindsay Lohan died, again. A character on television got married to another character on television. Tim Allen taught us all a thing or none about Quantum Physics. A known sex offender…   Read Story »