If it weren't for the song on repeat every morning, played over and over again, louder and louder until it seems like I'm feeling it rather than hearing it -- ears ringing, vision fading -- I might…   Read Story »

Say goodbye to boring old stupid Monday mornings that turn up the mental volume of the clock ticking ever closer to death, and say hello to eggs that come out of the shell scrambled! LIFE CAN BE…   Read Story »

OH THANK GOD! We've had an exhausting day here together, and now it's time to go home and kiss our loved ones and make dinner and breathe. And for a lucky one of you, maybe it's also the time to go…   Read Story »

I know it's Monday. I know you're tired. But can you just stop and take a deep breath before-- Ugh, nevermind! There is just no reasoning with you! (Via ViralViral.)   Read Story »

As Gabe mentioned, I was away on Friday. And now that I'm back on Monday, GABE ISN'T HERE! Are we the same person? Maybe! It's possible, but I'm not going to tell you yes or no. That's your jigsaw…   Read Story »