Bill Murray is sporting an amazing moustache these days. Proof: this cell phone pic of Bill's moustache & Bob Newhart! -SeriouslyOMG Gov. Chris Christie's Letterman doughnut gag: what a gag.…   Read Story »

Michael Phelps is an American champion who has made sports history, and nothing can take that away from him. NOT THAT HE HASN'T BEEN TRYING. But in the case of his new Subway commercial, I'm not even…   Read Story »

You know, the one where Weekend Update was basically entirely devoted to defending him? That one. Apparently Michael Phelps and his mom loved it and sent it to everyone they knew (last paragraph.)   Read Story »

Last night, Anderson Cooper interviewed Michael Phelps for 60 Minutes, catching up with the 23-year-old phenom, who won a bunch of medals and -- BLAH BLAH BLAH Anderson Cooper in a bathing suit!:…   Read Story »

Vincent Chase is an asshole. Yes. Duh. But last night's season finale provided an unmitigated look at what a shithead this guy is. First, there's the historical precedent of being such an asshole.…   Read Story »

This Guitar Hero ad touches me in the bathing suit area of my mind. Yikes. I'm going to give Tony Hawk a free pass because he just seems like a fun-loving goofball dad these days, and he's spent…   Read Story »

In this preview of Jimmy Kimmel's Emmy special, Jimmy uses his Barbara Walters-esque interview skills to coax a secret out of Michael Phelps heretofore only speculated about on Yahoo! Answers: he…   Read Story »

And does anyone care? The first Michael Phelps sketch of the SNL premiere was allegedly the same as a Peyton Manning sketch from last season (not online), only with swimmers instead of football…   Read Story »

Did anybody notice that there was a new Saturday Night Live on Saturday? JK! Everyone's talking about Tina Fey's Best Impression Ever of Sarah Palin, but there were actually three other amusing…   Read Story »

Probably even worse than the image quality on this video (zing? self-deprazingtion?): That's the worst! That's not even a good joke and Phelps still can't help but snort and grin through it,…   Read Story »