Showing All "Michael Jackson" Posts
Nov 13th, 2009 28 Comments
Now THAT is how you hold a seance.   Read Story »
Nov 10th, 2009 45 Comments
When someone says "hey, we are going to broadcast a live Michael Jackson seance on TV," you assume that it is going to be hilarious and ridiculous. What else could it be? Serious and important? No.…   Read Story »
Nov 5th, 2009 29 Comments
Guys, I don't want to bum you out, but Michael Jackson is dead. Forever. Now, I'm not trying to be a downer. I understand how comforting it can be to believe that there is something waiting for us on…   Read Story »
Oct 28th, 2009 12 Comments
Everyone is posting their reviews of Michael Jackson's This Is It today. You can find the reviews using google.com. Elizabeth Taylor loved the movie so much she Twittered about it (the highest form…   Read Story »
Oct 8th, 2009 66 Comments
You probably already saw this clip since it was everywhere yesterday, and I promise never to ever be on an airplane again* so that you do not have to suffer the indignity of seeing something posted a…   Read Story »
Aug 4th, 2009 44 Comments
The best part about the official Michael Jackson lithograph (endorsed by the American Historic Society*) is that after you've hung it up in a prominent place in your otherwise art-free home, you can…   Read Story »
Jul 21st, 2009 6 Comments
A website called Eternal Moonwalk featuring thousands of people moonwalking in tribute to Michael Jackson is admittedly quite charming and mesmerizing. (Let us just hope that there is no website…   Read Story »
Jul 15th, 2009 38 Comments
Says this terrible video from US Weekly that is grim and doesn't need to exist and my sincerest apologies, in advance, to your eyes.
His head was on fire for a really long time. Someone get the :(…   Read Story »
Jul 9th, 2009 2 Comments
Michael Jackson may be gone, but with our help his most important accomplishment can live on. Sign here.   Read Story »
Jul 8th, 2009 17 Comments
We can argue all week about whether or not the media's reaction to Michael Jackson's death has been overly sensationalized and deeply disingenuous, and I'm sure that if the media has its way we will,…   Read Story »
























