Early reviews of Transformers 2 have been coming out all week, and it seems almost unanimous that this is probably if not the best movie ever made, then at least the most thoughtful and intelligent.…   Read Story »

"OPTIMUUUUUUUS!" --Shia LaBeouf "BUMBLEBEEEEEEEEEEE!" --Shia LaBeouf Oh this movie. With the dancing robots and the over-emoting and the Michael Bay M&Ms and the this song. Are we really doing…   Read Story »

Haha. Look at him! Total M&M head. Legend tells that if you stare into a mirror and say "Candyman" three times Michael Bay will appear and give you a delicious treat (his face?). WHAT IS THIS AD?…   Read Story »

Man, super lazy rip-offs are the best rip-offs. So funny. This is even better than last year's The Day The Earth Stopped. If Dreamworks tried to take this movie's producers to court, they would just…   Read Story »

So this is how the Great Penis Off of 2009 ends. You may recall that Terminator:Salvation director McG, who despite his name is actually an adult, challenged Transformers 2 director Michael Bay to a…   Read Story »

In the coming war between humans and My Little Ponys, little girls will be the true victims. "They will be sparkly, they will have wings, they will smell of glitter and cotton candy, but make no…   Read Story »

lindsay: Who do you think actually has a bigger penis, McG or Michael Bay? gabe: hmmm gabe: who do I barf has a bigger barf, barf or barf? gabe: is that your question? lindsay: Someone needs to start…   Read Story »

Transformers 1 was a terrible movie. The opening sequence was pretty exciting, but as soon as they opened their mouths everything went to shit. Shut up, Transformers. And don't even get me started on…   Read Story »

It is already well established that McG is the worst, and that Michael Bay is the worst, independent of each other. But now they are going head to head in a race to see who can be the absolute worst.…   Read Story »

Some local news footage from the set of the Transformers sequel hit the internet today. It includes shots of helicopters flying (amazing), a factory (whoa!), and interviews with people who saw the…   Read Story »